Awesome poem on Mumbai:

You will enjoy this, particularly the last bit.

Mumbai is rich,
Mumbai is poor.
Mumbai is fast,
Mumbai is slow.

Little bit sweet,
and little bit sour.

Sometimes it's hot
but not too cold.

Mornings r energetic
& evenings r electric.

Noons r lazy but
Nights r crazy..

And any one U ask,
he always say "M busy"
Dude, life n Mumbai ''
Is not so easy...!

There is lot of Masti with
little bit of Maska...

Welcome to the city that
can't live, w/out Bollywood Chaska!

Sev puri, Vada Pav and bhel puri
are all Mumbai chaat..
Relishing it with spicy chutney is no easy art..

From popcorn to ice-cream, all sold on cart,

Mumbai o Mumbai you're always close to my heart.!

Where local trains
usually run on time,
And violently rushing
for a seat is not a crime.

Here 3 PM for lunch and
12 AM to dine,

People face hardships,
but still say "it's fine".!

From Siddhivinayak in Dadar
to Mumba Devi in Town,
And ISKCON in Juhu to Haji Ali in Mumbai's Crown.

Marathi, Punjabi, Gujarati
Everyone together celebrate Eid and Diwali,

Holi is colorful and Diwali is cheerful,

Spend some time here and your life will be unforgetful.!

Billionaire to beggars,
all found in this city,
Be careful dude,
this place is a bit witty..,

Overall this dream world
is huge but pretty,
Mumbai Mumbai,
you're wonderful city.

Because...
she is like mother to millions.

After all a mother is called -
MUM in English,
BA in Gujarati &
Ai in Marathi

That's Mumbai
Dedicated to all Mumbaikars !

Taylor Swift

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my friend doing thiss

plz read this  and pray for my friend
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yesterday my friend broke a big mirror

now he was very upset and diapered

the mirror retail price  10,000 rs

now he working
i hear his full mistakes

now he understand what he done >>>>>>>>

Guess Who ?

my buddy

funny is it 

cheek this

When you are asked to take a picture!

Cricket World Cup 2015

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Australia

Take A Bow.. _/\_


 #AusVsNZ

india vs australia

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beautiful girl bird on her hart

beautiful is the flower

ice cream ice cream ice cream

see that's my girl

boy&girlfriend

Girlfriend: Baby you have changed a lot these days, you didn't even reply to my messages last night.

Boy: No sweetheart I was just busy with work…

GF: From the past 4-5 days you are using work as an excuse to being busy. I feel you're hiding something from me…

Boy: Not at all sweetheart, it’s just some tension..

GF: You always hide your tensions from me. Please share it with me so that together we can come up with a solution.
Come on let me know what the problem is.

Boy: Okay then listen...
When I am storing data to the database it's shows 404 . but Null pointer exception is there, and there is missing connection string in web configuration . Actually data is already parsing but there is an error of json tag . I am trying to resolve the json data at run time and sending using WCF.

GF: Okay baby, mom is calling me.. I’ll catch ya later..mmuuaahh

actress SELFIE

DO NOT COMMIT THESE SELFIE SINS! :X

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Zayn Malik Quit One Direction Tour

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"Zayn is exhausted and just needs a break," the source says. "Out of everyone of the boys, he's the one who struggles dealing with being in the spotlight the most. He can't cope with the level of scrutiny he gets put under. He's just 22." 

The band's rep said in a statementThursday that Malik had "been signed off with stress and is flying back to the U.K. to recuperate," just hours after he sat down with his management and the band to tell them of his decision, according to the source, who adds, "He's going to stay with family in England who are really concerned." 

The breaking point for Malik came on Wednesday when reports surfaced that he was cheating on his fiancée. 

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on twitter 

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India's accident

Yesterday was a  normal day .......    But suddenly I was saw small car crash on big track I was stand 
 There and seen the whole thing-------....that  was fault by small car driver because driving with no sense the driver was fully drunk and he  totally out off  sense but but good thing is no one Injured 

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My Sad day

To day is my very worst day ever because blawawaweawaw I was very upset dude 

After Watcing BADLAPUR.. 

HaHa..Sahin Baat Hai..

Team Laughing Colours Wishing Shraddha Kapoor

A Very Happy Birthday 

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Delicate Corporate Matter

All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the company
were called into the chairman’s office one by one until only Bob, the junior
member, was left sitting outside.

Finally it was his turn to be summoned.

He entered the office to find the chairman and the ten other directors
seated around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did.

As soon as he had sat down the chairman turned to Bob looking him
squarely in the eye, and with a stern voice, asked, “Have you ever
had sex with Mrs. Foyt, my secretary?”

“Oh, no sir, positively not!” Bob replied.

“Are you absolutely sure?” asked the chairman.

“Honest, I’ve never been close enough to even touch her!”

“You’d swear to that?”

“Yes, I swear I’ve never had sex with Mrs. Foyt anytime, anywhere.”

“Good, then you fire her!”

At Tulsi Kumar's Wedding Reception Last Night...

Don't Share Ur Top Secrets With Anyone,

Because If U Urself Cant Keep It Secret,

How Can U Expect The Other Person To Keep It Secret???

Good morning....

what is that ?????

yesterday was birthday guess????????

You all should learn English from him

Terrible English by Ramu PT sir:

1) There is no wind in the football..

2) I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?.

3) You rotate the ground 4 times..

4) You go and understand the tree.

5) I'll give you clap on your cheeks..

6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father.

7) Close the window air force is coming.

8) I have two daughters and both are girls..

9) Stand in a straight circle..

10) Don't stand in front of my back

11) Why Haircut not cut..?

12) Don't make noise.. principle is rotating in the corridor

13) Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here?

15) Give me a red pen of any color.

16) Can i have some snow in my cold drink?

17) Pick the paper and fall into the dustbin.

18) Both of u stand together separately.

19) Keep quiet the principal just passed away!! ....

Don't laugh alone pass it....

*FUNNY FULL FORMS OF IT COMPANIES** .
1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT .
2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output .
3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses .
4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions .
5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems .
6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping .
7. BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds .
8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines .
9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly .
10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
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11. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings .
12. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort .
13. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lack lusters .
14. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India. .
15. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees....

Mumbai Weather!

Insan kam the kya ?
Jo Ab. . . . . . ,

Climate Bhi Dhoka dene Laga...

WHOA. Alia Bhatt has finally opened up about all the dating rumours & you NEED to hear what she has to say! 

Posting As Received:

Alert: My Mom n Sis were coming from Pune to Latur (350km), (pune solapur highway).
At around 1 am they heard a loud bang..... but driver said its nothing....
Next day my Father discovered this hole... but we were clueless how it got there...
Fast forward to next week & there is a news in news paper about a robbery on highway....
they throw stone on the vehicles..... when the vehicle stops to inquire whats wrong with vehicle they come out of their hiding place & rob passengers.

Log Kehte Hai Jise Hadd Se Jiyada Pyar Karo..WoPyar KiKadar Nahi Karta..
Par.Sach Toh Ye Hai Ki Pyar KiKadar 
Jo Bhi Karta Hai Use.Koi Pyar Hi NahiKrta......

 ‪#‎saddysaz‬

45 THINGS A GIRL WANT, BUT WON’T ASK FOR:

1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
…4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING ..
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say “I love her more than you”, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?
16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she’s beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she’s your everything - only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her - if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT - so just hug her.

24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US ..
26. Don’t lie to her.
27. DON’T cheat on her.
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants.
29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her.
30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can always count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER, BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT.
31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.

35. Don’t ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If she’s upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT ..
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED.
41. Call or text her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. Always remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while you’re sitting on her.