*FUNNY FULL FORMS OF IT COMPANIES** .
1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT .
2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output .
3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses .
4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions .
5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems .
6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping .
7. BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds .
8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines .
9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly .
10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
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11. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings .
12. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort .
13. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lack lusters .
14. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India. .
15. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees....